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Apologize.The Chuds and NEETs were factually correct all along.
>>77290920>reddit spacing>implication the reader isn't part of the described groupsI smell normalnigger.
>>77290920The only time a shower actually makes a big difference is after masturbation, it produces a stink that women recognize and they'll think you're an "incel".
>>77290920Except I'm obsessive about cleanliness so I sometimes shower multiple times a day thoughbeit
They make your health worse because soaps and shampoos are toxic soups of petrochemicals and other garbage. The municipal water is toxic too, and if you take hot showers then you're also breathing in that water
>dont take shower for a day>smelly and hair all greasy Truly performative huh?
.. then don't buy your gf one of these, your mouth will be redundant and all she'll want to do is wand her clitDon't make my mistake bros, it's been a month since I had some lovely bush in my face
How does it make you feel when you see your boyfriend get mogged, femanon?
do not like either of these moids, i feel nothing looking at this photo, they are both completely devoid of anything sexually attractive or cute and men are retarded homosexuals with this mogging shit.
What youtube channels do you watch
the one with the screaming nigger
>>77290891rehab room (new itv's channel) and Natural Hypertrophy
>>77290891mostly commentary shit and occasionally true crime
i mostly just listen to music. the only youtuber i watch is inmendham
>>77290891>sam hyde>generalsam>aquafps>keralis>kruggsmash>romnex>xqc>asmongoldpretty much it
Storytelling editionPrevious thread : >>77283168https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77283168/Rules : Ignore annoying moidsQUESTIONS:>What is a book you were required to read for school that you enjoyed?>Do you enjoy fanfiction? Whats the most bizarre fanfic have you come across?>Do you enjoy reading recreationally? What was the last thing you read?>Do you like writing and storytelling? What about roleplaying? What do you write?>Describe a scene (or give a quote) from a book or story that you still think back on oftenFAQ:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>77290892>I dont need any moid thinking he needs to look out for us.then go to a female only space, like CC or lolcow
>>77290305Fuck, I think I know what happened to him. It's sad. I know lots of people here hate him but I feel kinda bad for him.
>>77286765>Start some fake dramaI've been secretly dating one of the Nonas. Probably your favorite one. I'm going to leave her for a different and newer nona. The one you don't like.
>>77290892I don't mind if you filter "saluting the femanons." When I started, I didn't think that I'd get into any arguments, so I apologize that I ended up annoying you.
>>77286732That sucks hope you feel better. Do you ever take supplements?
badass ver>>77273355
>>77290881>talk for awhile about similar interests >both are neurotic and shy and clam up when they try to think of what to say to the other>mutual ghosting engages
Science agrees
>>77290353its so dumb and boring im not going into detail>unserious and very agreeable while talking to a guy who is serious>repeat these interactions 30x>things have somehow become uncomfortably serious>well damn. im a fucking piece of shit>apologize and promptly kill myself
>>77290873literally me do you have broken wing syndrome
>>77290758>>77290770untreated schizophrenia and bpd
I watch female streamers a lot. I don't even type in their chats or sub to them, I just keep the stream open because it's nice to have a female "presence", since I don't get that in real life. It's warm and comfy.
I really enjoy CYOA/Choice Image threads. Let's have another one! I especially like the "locked in basement" ones, I think they suit a lot of robots very well.
am I allowed to disassemble the supplies
>>77289357What are you going to do with disassembled supplies you couldn't with them put together?
>>77275334Schoolgirl.Ramen stockpile - 1Canned goods - 1Literature - 1Personal computer - 2Dial-up internet - 1Playstation or Eqvlt - 1Blanket - 1Bucket - 1CD player - 1>>77275356Eco-communeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>77287619 This is way overpowered. Ideal girl and still 20-30 points left. Where the fuck do I sign up?
This is relevant to some people's interests here I think.
Port of Tyne edition
Dr said fluoxetine only works for anxiety at 60mg but i only take 40 anyway bc id rather keep it as a low as possible. If it has any benefit at all then thats fine doesnt have to be perfect.
>>77290911Whatever you do don't feed your Apu after midnight. I made that mistake once and now I'm the King of Nigeria. Bloody hassle.
>>77290921Big fan of your Japanese feet arc lad. Keep it up.
>>77290929No king rules forever my lid.That's why I try to get his din dins in before midnight.
>>77290940All my Apus have taken to cosplaying as Minions and pulling pranks on me. Fucking livid. Walked into the house earlier after work and a bucket of fish guts fell on my head. Now I'm concussed and there's banana peels everywhere.
30+ Thread - Somehow survived the week EditionA Surprise to Be Sure, But a Welcome One
>stop eating sugar and drinking soda>don't lose weight because i replace it with frozen pizza and chicken nuggetsborn to be fatworld is a fuck
>>77289819I reckon that Im rather fat so just carefully not getting too fat. I doubt that me getting thin would change anything.
>>77287919Might go to target. I called out sick from work so I'll have the next three days off. Sniff some candles, get a coffee. The usual. My wife will be working tomorrow so I can goon then. >>77288096Nice>>77288907What are you currently working on? >>77287845It sucks. I didn't realize that i could actually disobey my parents and go out until i was like 17 so I got a super late start. >>77289153Indian? >>77278198Tbh at our age all the good women are either married or widows with kids.
>>77290217I want a hot widow, with a widow at least you know she's no whore or at least less likely to be one
>>77289061In skills, networks, connections, missed opportunities, missed potential. Etc.One of my friends is an ex Scout, has a lot of camping, hiking and somewhat survival skills. I only camped twice at weirdly odd ages (once at 17 the other at 20) but nothing before. I used camping as an example of what I mean.
i used to have a robot bf who was an Aryan 5'6 man with a monster cock (maybe 7-7.5in) who had an insane foot fetish. he was kind of insane but honestly i miss how hard he'd get just kissing and rubbing my feet. I think robots and fembots have the hottest sex and I wish we could've just stayed together and then made content for the masses. he was a freak but I think I corrupted him by being a whore. if you're reading this, you are sorely missed and I hope that cock is getting the suckage out deserves.any robots wish they could worship stinky fembot feet?
>>77289131pls live in yurop and also not in france or sweden
>>77289269I'm in America sorry are you a foot worshipper?
>>77289269>implying quality girls are ever in europeYou'll learn someday eurobro. It's barren out here.
>>77288940>Monster cock>7.5 inchesLMAO fuck the confidence boost here is really nice.
Feet don't do anything for me, but hairy things on women drive my crazy. Armpits, I sniff them if she's not showered a couple days. With pussy I can come from that without even having my penis touched if I'm down there long enough, though that's only happened twice. I'll even try licking the butthole sometimes.Tits are nice too. Dream is to suck on them so much she even starts to make milk. Apparently that's how wet nurses made milk with never being pregnant before.
why should i date and marry a man when im just going to be cleaning after him and our 3 kids and get cheated on for someone half my age no matter how many times i open my legs becoming a glorified bangmaid just sounds objectively terrible yet this lifestyle is constantly advertised to me because i was cursed with a vag
>>77289939That's counter intuitive, if anything men with options value female attention way less.
>>77289844She hasn't married me yet. Hold your horses.And yes, I feel sorry for her, because I'm presenting myself to be such a good boi yet deep down she'd be horrified of what a degenerate I am. Horrified, but also horny.One thing is for certain. After years of getting redpilled something clicks in your brain and you unlock your inner Jeffrey Dahmer and w*men can smell the Dark Triad on you. I shit you NOT. I didn't believe it myself!!!I'm tripfagging to differentiate myself from all the peasant trash Anons talking here. They should know their place when they're talking to me. I'm different and worthy of respect.I'm Golden Trash 5* rarity Legendary Epic.
>>77289968This board being filled with woman hating virgins proves my point
>>77284918>cheated on for someone half my ageI'm not into 9 year olds.
>>77289968They either understand how a w*man's mind works or they don't. Options have nothing to do with Hatred. Both Chad and Incel hate w*men. Chad is simply better at hiding it. Chad hates w*men even more than us, because he tested his theories out and found out the hard way how loose they truly are and each time he had his hopes that he would find the One and Only he was confronted with cold brutal harsh truth and realized he was surrounded by whores. Incels only theorized that w*men are loose harlots. Chad confirmed it. My thanks to them for opening my eyes. The opposite of Love is Indifference, not Hatred. If there is Hatred, there is a possibility for Love if only you weren't such a Prideful Piece a shiet. Lack of Love and total Indifference is what you get when you're 30 and ready to settle down. That's the worst treatment we can give you and I'm all for it! I approve! Eye for an eye. That's exactly the same treatment you gave us when we were in our 20s. HOLY SHIT! FOR THE SO CALLED EMPATHETIC GENDER YOU SURE ARE INEPT IN EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE FUCK!!!!! LEARN THE FUCKING PLUTCHIK"S WHEEL OF EMOTION WHORE!!!!! It's even color coded so retards like you could understand it. Even the average 90 IQ /r9k/ moron could grasp it. Are you suggesting w*men are even dumber than coombrains 90 iq incels? Shit, don't incriminate yourself like that. We suspected you were stupid, but you didn't have to disappoint us twice.Lastly, No great philosopher ever said "W*men, I totally love them". They all despised them because they peeked into their minds and understood what was going on there and there was nothing good happening inside. Only Stage 4 Terminal Cancer of the Soul and selfishness.
Why does being bisexual as a man often mean liking dick but nothing else about men?https://www.reddit.com/r/TopsAndBottoms/comments/h9bjjz/being_a_bi_bottom/
This is a fact, deal with it
>>77290808>nobody will ever get this but other prison gay ugly faggots.I feel you but I don't hate myself for it, its pretty hot. I just never act on it because I know its degenerate coomer shit.
>>77290868its absolutely not hot. you must be not ugly. the idea of someone who looks like me doing gay shit makes me want to puke.
>>77290877>the idea of someone who looks like me doing gay shit makes me want to puke.I'm not talking about me. Of course its only hot when its a femboy/trans with a big dick daddy.
>>77290939irl femboy shit is gross. its only ever hot in 2d shit because the guy basically just looks like a flat girl. i wish i was feminine and didn't look like a shaved chimpman.
