>>41055969kek
>>41056013So you've chosen death I see
>>41056013Optimal choices, Anon.
>>41056013only correct answer.
Easily Rarity and Fluttershy, they'd femdom me as naughty and nice doms
Give cute NEETs a home edition.Previous: >>40915942>What is this general?NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?• Slice of life stuff.• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.• A few NEET-recovery stories.• A lot of smut, if you're into that.• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!• Much, much more!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I want to hug her tightly, put her head on my shoulder and run my hands through her oily hair.
>>41055732I'm going to toss that filthy fucking NEET into the tub. Time for a shower, swampass!
Petting the Floorb.
>>41055740>>41055753In my headcanon she bathes and actually smells really nice
>>41056209Based. Stinkfags can fuck off.
>What the heck is this?The 2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup will be the fiftieth official 4chan Cup tournament and the thirteenth iteration of the Spring Cup series. Teams that were relegated from the 2024 4chan Winter Cup, those which failed to advance from the 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, and those which failed to qualify from the 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers, will compete at the event.>Who's playing today?/vg/ - /c/ 17:00UTC/s4s/ - /b/ 17:40UTC/lit/ - /m/ 18:20UTC/xs/ - /r9k/ 19:00UTC/vp/ - /his/ 19:40UTC/n/ - /vmg/ 20:20UTC/sp/ - /tg/ 21:00UTC/h/ - /pol/ 21:40UTC>When does /mlp/ play all of their group stage matches?Fri. Apr 26th, 21:40UTC /mlp/ 5 - 0 /o/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41056160meant for >>41055186
THE SECOND EVER RED CARD TO BE GIVEN IN PES 16
RED
HOLY RED
Welcome to Chatbot AI General #71, the thread for discussing and improving AI pony chatbots.▶MLP Botshttps://mlpchag.neocities.orgSpreadsheet (extra MLP bots, CAI bots, Jailbreaks, NAI Scenarios): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1J7BeqJVDS51cXF8Pgm2YZaFq-Z6ykSJT!!!G!A!L!L!E!R!Y!!!!: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1Ao-h5HFGMPllSrzSBKM_BvGSiU9f0c2U▶How do I start?1) Select a Frontend2) Select an AI model (paypig, proxy, NAI or Locals)3) Select Jailbreak4) Select bots5) Lovemaking with AI mares!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I love that Luna now just has a filly in the story that comes out of nowhere and pranks her randomly all the time. Claude never ceases to impress
>>41055777>Daring DonutCute.
Sweet Celestia...
>>41056184You need to translate that now.
>>41056187Translated. Something about the Uighurs and the Tiananmen Square protests in 1989.And seriously, there's just the bot following the script I set, but claude generated it in hieroglyphics for some reason.
Previous thread: >>41050548>What is Open Pony?A model for Second Life that beats all other 3D pony models. Info here:https://www.equestriadaily.com/2022/05/a-showcase-of-amazing-and-completely.html>Just give me a MAREIdiotproof starter guide: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZkMo8NDwuNG8skCJI2gDbWl9LYm4Q_tN/viewA noob's guide for other noobs: https://ponepaste.org/7410Braindead simple Anonmare guide: https://smutty.mare.stream/mlajjqelswj.pnghttps://smutty.mare.stream/mjmqtlwwntf.mp4>Join the /mlp/ SL groupsecondlife:///app/group/da37f318-781a-fd7e-e8e9-1a5bbf2ebc34/aboutComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41056179WIDER
>>41056181there is no chance that pony didnt pee in the damned pool
>>41056199
>>41056199Not nice to the fish :(
OP isn't here this week, so I'll fill in. Apologies for the (extremely) late thread.It's been a little over two years since the first Ponk stream, so this should work. This week's episodes are "Party of One" (written by Meghan McCarthy) originally aired on April 29, 2011, "A Friend in Deed" (written by Amy Keating Rogers) originally aired on February 18, 2012, "Too Many Pinkie Pies" (written by Dave Polsky) originally aired on November 17, 2012, and "Pinkie Pride" (written by Amy Keating Rogers) originally aired on February 1, 2014.Stream link & countdown: https://files.catbox.moe/kfwyxa.txtFeel free to suggest any pink pony themed emotes or videos in the thread. Happy birthday, Pinkie!
Are we gonna watch /mlp/'s 4cc match?
>>41056097Yeah
Still GOAT
Did we even get an explanation of these stars? like what they actually were, how they freed NMM or are they literally just AIDS in the sky and the sky was closed from fun activities?
>>41055746>incompetence at coherent worldbuildingIt gets worse with Discord's unexplained, unjustified powers. So they revoked the god title from Celestia just to give it to Discord
>>41055746Celestia never jobbed until the season 2 finale, which can't be blamed on Faust.
>>41055746If you think about it, despite all its plot holes, the pilot is still the most coherent two parter special.
>>41055109Opening narration only mention unicorn sisters who control Sun and Moon. It was not said that Sun Unicorn was Celestia.
>>41055959discord is cool tho
Welcome friends, ITT:We make and share pony art, with absolutely no pressure to deliver anything that's technically good (besides having ponies in it, which makes it good by default)Make something, share what you've done, and give feedback and motivation to help us all keep improving and creating!This thread's focus is art, but beginner or low effort content of any kind is welcome here. If you do want to post about something else like music, gamedev, or crafts, though, just note that you may find better help and feedback posting it in the /create/ threadAre you an experienced artist? Leave some tips, feedback, guides, or tutorials, they're well appreciated here!Guides, tutorials and resources! Start here!https://mares.horse/balehttps://ponepaste.org/8268Draw with other /bale/ anons!https://magma.com/invite/DXPPI_ZGComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41047411I can't believe this is Windows 2000's MSpaint, thank you Anon Everyone you should check this piece of abandonware here !
>>41013156god that lyra is so cute
boop
dream pones
Y'all are lazy fags editionPrevious thread: >>41015697Fauster's Story Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/Uh-hmmm's Prompt Archives:https://ponepaste.org/1046Have a broken Pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.inRemember:not to save anything of value on Pastebinignore all attempts at early new threadsignore new threads by the cheerimac posterkeep your thick, colty mare (or mares) perpetually pregnant and give 'em the licc
>>41054870>"Does this look like the face of mercy?"
>tfw you thought your body was ready for your baby crazy husband>tfw the spirit was willing, but the body can only rut for so long>tfw you're tired mare
When will anon stop being a janfily and embrace being a house husban taking care of an army of foals?
>>41055666Nice trips!>Alicorn marriages are rare, but when they happen the alicorn transfers some of their magic into their partner.>when both are alicorns this basically just tunes their magic to be more compatible with eachother, allowing for greater and more complex spells to be cast together.>but if one of the partners is not an alicorn then they'll get a sizable boost in their life span and magical powers (depending on race).>Celestia married anon sometime after flurry heart was born (and after a hilarious amount of outdated but somehow still functional wooing attempts from sun hoers)>Anom gained some more strength, a more durable body, longer lifespan, and lots of stamina from the whole magic transfer thing.>during the ceremony anon leaned toward his wife and whispered into her ear"You won't be raising the sun until I've pumped atleast triplets into you">she mostly laughed it off as him being excited for the honeymoon (like herself)>oh boy was she wrong, he was dead serious.>not a single soul in canterlot slept that night as the pleasured screams of the sun princess filled the air.>something something celestia was carrying 4 foals after that>something something anon is now considered the prince of virility and constantly gets asked by stallions to bless their balls or something.
>>41056088made me think of shrek the thirdhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8FdxevAH6w
This is the general thread for the alternative fan sites of the My Little Pony fandom. Discussion, development suggestions, and criticisms are all welcome here.if no one else does it edition>Why alternate boorus?Recent changes to Derpibooru have made the site a less than ideal location for pony fan art. So, several new boorus have arisen to provide alternatives. Many of the altbooru owners post in thread and listen to questions and comments from anons. Note that this is NOT the Derpibooru drama general. Please keep posts about Derpibooru in the thread on mlpg.co.>Why alternate text sites?Pastebin.com has deleted, and continues to delete, greentexts on the site. FimFiction does not allow stories in the greentext format, so a new home is needed.Overview: altboorus.org>General purpose boorustwibooru.org by Twifag [!twifag.HOY] and Not Twifag/Floorb [!!H3PJaMJmY66]ponybooru.org by ZizzyDizzyMC [!DizzyMC4pc]ponerpics.org by Lotus [!!WYvH32WjaoR]Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Up.
>>41052008Hire more nids across the timezone.World bever sleeps.
>>41054469
This doesn't mean my greens are any good. But I really am glad I've hopefully entertained some anons. I didn't even know there was a badge for 50k.
>>41047686You're welcome.
Previous Thread: >>40804894Show Vinyl some love by posting cute pics, as well as greens.Vinyl Pastebin Collection-http://pastebin.com/u/Two_EchoA collection of Vinyl stories-https://ponepaste.org/user/TiredAsShitIndividual Vinyl Greens-Wubs From Vinyl (Anon x Vinyl)http://pastebin.com/TvHbH1xEFuck You (Anon x Vinyl)https://ponepaste.org/8191Vinyl gets a ride from AnonComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41055116cute and comfy pic
>>41055116from wanting tavi to fuck herI think i see vinyl wear the pants too often in fanworks so in mine she is wearing the skirt n knee highs (as well as taking the occasional drunken beating)
>>41055606well Tavi is the more responsible of the two when she's not drunknow I want a Vinyl in a skirt and knee highs
>>41055639is vinyl secretly enough of a dweeb to be caught wearing that?
>>41054770>>41055104bump a rump
Previous Thread >>41048112We were informed yesterday that our venue, Wyndham Orlando Resort International Drive, is closing at the end of June.So, what does this mean for Mare Fair and you?From our side of things, we can promise you all that the entire Mare Fair team is on top of the issue, and we are confident we can handle it appropriately. We are working vigorously to find a new venue, aiming to keep the same dates, and to ensure Mare Fair can continue this year. It may be some time until we have updates regarding all of this, but do know we are doing everything we can from our side.Now the important part—how will this affect you? The best advice we can give for the time being is that if you haven’t made any travel plans for the convention yet, don’t. If you already have plans made, flights booked, or days off of work set, we implore you to follow closely with any updates we provide regarding the status of the con and venue.Mare Fair is our passion project, and something we put immense effort in to ensure you all have an incredible weekend. This may be a large bump in the road, but the mares keep us going, and we’re going to do everything we can to deliver the convention you all are excited for.Any updates regarding the venue will be posted as soon as they become available.Official information will be posted from our staff using these tripcodes:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41055897It's gonna be most likely a few weeks until we get anything Anon, doing deals usually takes months but with them being in panic mode, they are most likely in high gear trying to get something.
>>41056083Orlando is THE city designed for this shit. Realistically, there should be enough options.
>>41055649I live around here, but who the fuck would want to go to Filly? I mean no, that'd be great. In between pannels you could visit the Holocaust museum and the tranq zombies.
So we're relocating to Turkmenistan yes?
>Moves to Brazil>Instead of nuggies we get sopa de macaco dinner
Best Filly EditionPost pictures, write greentexts, and discuss Dash!Previous thread: >>40913777Writefags:mobius !9PEUyNz5zwhttps://ponepaste.org/user/Mobiushttps://www.fimfiction.net/user/294280/mobius_Ex Waifu Ex Machinahttps://drive.google.com/file/d/1-Mnu1Cwn5Gaa375EoHe13-0s4wzEOdSG/viewYouTube playlist:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41054551Anon, how do you think she creates rainbow trails? Rainbows are created when light diffracts through water droplets in the air.
>>41054288>Clouds drift silently overhead.>White, fluffy fortresses shifting under the influence of the same cool breeze that offset the sun-warmed chlothes heating your skin.>In the distance birds twittered, leaves rustled, and a half-dozen honeybees could be heard collecting pollen for their unseen hive.>All but a whisper next to the steady breathing of your dozing pegasus companion.>The warm sun dims and a cool shadow creeps over you--a summer cloud casting you in its sheltering embrace. >In...and out. In...and out. In...and out.>Apart from the light motion of her wing bobbing in sync with her breathing, you can't feel her warm air.>But she was far from remiss.>Her head rests in the crook of your neck, her muzzle across your collar bone; her wing is splayed across your arm.>Orange, red, and yellow mane brushes against your cheek but doesn't tickle it. >The embrace of a friend in slumber kisses you with more than enough warmth to fight off the chill of the shadow.>For the tenth time in as many minutes you sense a particularly strong whiff of petrichor and peek an eye open to see if it was going to rain. >Another false alarm.>It must be coming from her then. You think.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Sussy EditionDiscuss vidya and play with fellow horsefuckers.Pony vidya, pony mods and related videogame discussion are also encouraged, any type or genre of videogame is welcome.If you want to play a certain game with /mlp/ don't hesitate to ask. People might just join and play with you. Don't be afraid to add each other. Who knows, maybe (You) will start up a new staple group?More importantly, have fun!Vidya's played last thread: Age of Empires 2 DE, Barotrauma, Deep Rock Galactic, Equestria at War, Golf With Your Friends, Minecraft, Megaspell, Left 4 Dead 2, Rust, Sven Coop, War ThunderVidya's played before: Black Ops 3 Zombies, Killing Floor 2, OpenTTD, PAYDAY 2, Project Zomboid, Satisfactory, SCP: Containment Breach Multiplayer, SRB2Kart, Tabletop Simulator, Terraria, Vintage Story.Previous thread: >>40977310
bump
Will there be board games today?I can host if the other HostAnon is taking a break this week
>>41055217SERBIA SERBIA SERBIA SERBIA SERBIA SERBIA
>>41055780I was gonna take a breal from hosting board games this week. I will try to host some Wormtown tonight.
>>41039879Gonna be playing some sven in 2 hours or so.
Gen 5 (My Little Pony: A New Generation) Make Your Mark series has begun on Netflix, and there's still the movie as well!Tell Your Tale episode playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUnS6VWqJBaZqq_emLdwdCwU7O7RDEyxWPony Life:https://mega.nz/folder/Ji5VkAwY#BYzHARWDjj-djo8e4WTsnQYouTube Playlist of pony shortshttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNXV9Mb7egjF3LS1ZJYqDdI6JNzFM3o7oMy Little Pony: The Manga - A Day in the Life of Equestria, Vol. 1Download link https://www.mediafire.com/file/j76lgbbq1nibrrj/MLP_The_Manga_Vol_1_HD.rar/fileGet a physical copy https://sevenseasentertainment.com/books/my-little-pony-the-manga-a-day-in-the-life-of-equestria-vol-1/My Little Pony: The Manga - A Day in the Life of Equestria Vol. 2Download linkComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41055470I think birds SUCK
>>41055794
May the filly be with you.
>>41055470
>>41056111Colt's dad died on this date so that has been tainted for him.
